- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

rose are red violets should be purple

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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