What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Little Timmy walks up to the teacher during class and asks "Can i use the restroom?" The teacher says "I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy says "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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pudding

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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