Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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