What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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How many light bulbs? 1

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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