Connor is homo

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her." The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."

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