Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Sex vagina. lol.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Internet Explorer

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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