What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Knock, Knock Come in

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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