- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What? Yes.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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