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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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