You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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