A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

What comes after 23? 24.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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