What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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