- Anti Joke

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...