- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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