matt has ebola...funny right!?

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

Knock knock It's open, come in

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

My mum is called Steve

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

There once was this guy and he fell down

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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