- Anti Joke

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.