- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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