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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar