A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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