Oh, go away

I read the terms of service.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Heskey time.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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