- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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