- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What comes after 69? 70

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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