Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Penis

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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