- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Christianity.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

13 =B you just learned something

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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