Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Why didn't he finish his

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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