Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Sex education in Texas.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Woman rights.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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