- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

A midget walked under a bar.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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