- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

I just threw up..In my pants.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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