- Anti Joke

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2