KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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