- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

13 =B you just learned something

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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