- Anti Joke

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.