- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

boobs!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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