- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

I work at jcpenny

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Women's rights.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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