- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sky's sty

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Charlie Sheen

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why can't jokes spit?

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Bitch

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

My Boyfriend

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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