The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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