- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What do you call your mom? Mom

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Whats green? The color green.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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