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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

White men's rights

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.