Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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