What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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ur gay

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Adam Chebali has no life

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Anti Joke

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