- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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