What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

A train poops its pants.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Knock Knock. Come in.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Well this is pointless.....

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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