God has put a gate keeper at a gate in heaven to listen to how everyone has died. The first guy comes and says, "I thought my wife was cheating on me so when i came home I see this man hanging off my balcony, I thought he was the man cheating with my wife, so I then push him off, but he was still alive, so I threw a refrigerator onto him, that killed him, but I felt so guilty I soon commited suicide" The gates man said, "Wow thats terrible come in." Then the next guy come and he says how he died, "Well you see I was just oiling myself up for my workout, but I slipped, and fell off my 5th story balcony, and landed in some guys 3rd floor balcony I was hanging off the ledge, and a guy came I thought he was going to help me, but instead he pushed me of and threw a refrigerator on me." The guard let him in, and a third guy came. The Guard said,"Man its going to be hard to beat those guys their just sad. Ok how did you die?" The third man said, "Picture this I'm trapped in a refrigerator...

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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