Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Pickles are moist.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

jd and zach loves vigina

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Do the roar!

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Soccer...

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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