- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Knock knock come in.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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