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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

irish man drinking john smiths

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

i just wrote this so hard

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

sharks

CAVE JOHNSON.

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