- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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