- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Your gay

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

feminism

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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