- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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