- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Your wife died during the delivery.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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