- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Guess what? AIDS!

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

black people

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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