- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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