why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Anti Joke

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