- Anti Joke

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

the game

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.