The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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