- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

why dont they make black forks

A child walks into a classroom.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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