What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Ron Paul for President!

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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