Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

world society

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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