A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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