Aaron Pfeifer likes men

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Get it? More.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

69

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

Your Mother

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Justin Bieber

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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