how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Praise Paisley

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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Anti Joke

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