- Anti Joke

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

How would you rule?

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.