I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Sex vagina. lol.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Patriarchy.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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