Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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