Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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