What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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