- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

can you touch your toes? no

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

girls basketball

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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