What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Why can't february march Because april may

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Tough crowd tonight...

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Anti Joke

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