- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

A russian gives away vodka.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Knock Knock. Shut up.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

joke under this line wins _________________________

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