Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

You know what's catchy? A cold

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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