- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

When life throws knives at you, run away.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Today is March 22.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Get on the boat.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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