Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

more like nig!

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

my wife out of the kitchen

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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