- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What's 2+2? Fish

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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