An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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