A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

What do you call a black man? A person

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

You know what's funny? Rape

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

I wrote a funny joke.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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