- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

whats black and large -me

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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