- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Justin Bieber.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

your face

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

save me from the nothing ive become

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Kameron Brown is gay.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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