- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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