How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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The chicken crossed the road.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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your mom is so fat.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Homo say what?

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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