A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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