Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Knock Knock Come in

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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