why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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