Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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