What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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I had a submarine.... once

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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