- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

I like the color potato.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Nero, sure you are okay?

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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