What is green and is not grass A frogg

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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