Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

European on my shoes, buddy.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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