- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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