- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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