- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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