How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

THe Election

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Black people.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

irish man drinking john smiths

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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