- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Knock knock come in.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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