- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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