What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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