- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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