- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Mitt Romney

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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