What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

"Knock knock." "Come in."

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Banana Hamock.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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