How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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dyslexic's Untie

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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