- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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