- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

what is orange and blue 2 colors

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

identical jokes get different votes.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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