- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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