- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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