- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

pee

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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