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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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drugs.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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