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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Who does creatine? James Cornish

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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