Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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