- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

A person from Singapore eats

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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