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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

A man walks into a bar

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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