whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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