- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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