Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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