- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

This is funny.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

your face is kinda funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

chinga tue madre Ryan

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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