What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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