- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

ever tried african food? they neither

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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