Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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