Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Terry has ebola

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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