Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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Ms Leong Sux

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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nickel back

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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