What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Your face

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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