What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Wigan.

What's 9+10 Ebola

dat shoe shine tho

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

You will not press the like button.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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