How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

haha Otarts was here

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

Why was the gay guy sad?

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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