Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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