A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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