What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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