- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Dwight Howard

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