- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Why can't february march Because april may

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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