Call of Duty is a good game.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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