- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Connor is homo

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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