- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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