ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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canada

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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whats a joke

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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