- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

You know whats funny Aids

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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