A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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