- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Dusters blow stuff.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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