Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What is cowboy say

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Black people

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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