- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

noah is a scrub jungle

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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