- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

a skinny sumo wrestler

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Why is this joke funny It isn't

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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