I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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