- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

knock knock go away!!!

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

womens rights.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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