- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Women's rights

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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