Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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your mom is so fat.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Anti Joke

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