- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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