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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

what goes woof ? A dog.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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