- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

My name is Jeff

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

i hate black people

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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