What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Neither have I

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

What's brown and sticky A stick

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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