Chlamydia

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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