You know whats better than 24? 25

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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whats black? the colour

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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