- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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