What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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