Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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