- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Women's Rights

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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