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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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