- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

Get it? More.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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