Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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My lady, that is the backside of trust, I have decided to trust you, how am I supposed to feel about the fact that I believe to the point where I know that you mean everything you are saying? And that if you had any interest in backstabbing me, I would be risking my life, wife and friends. Do you not get trust? If you keep thinking like that, tomorrow you could be suspecting the mailman for being a spy, I can, and could tell you that I will cut ties with my employees, but then I would have you not only to believe me, but to support me financially, I do not need much, in fact, I need you to trust me, and if you do not trust me, what does it matter if I quit? You could accuse me for typing books that alter the mind (all books do), you could accuse me of having killed Nero and taken over... The point is, if you cannot trust me, then I cannot help you with what you ask, and if that is a requirement for our friendship to persist, then you are not looking for a friend, but for a employee.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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save me from the nothing ive become

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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How you know when dislextic

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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