- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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