What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Im batman...suck it losers

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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CFL

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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