- Anti Joke

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo