Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Roses are flowers.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

Good job, son.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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