Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

People...

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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