Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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the redsox

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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