Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Latvia isn't a joke

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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