- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

A dog was barking at a tree

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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