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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

... Chan chan

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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