What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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mental kid

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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Rush Limbaugh

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It's all Taggart

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Mooses

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